baby polar bear says to mummy polar bear......?

mum,am i really a polar bear? `yes dear you are.` mumm,are you sure im a polar bear? `of course dear,you have white fur,sharp teeth and claws,and you eat seals` mummmm,am i really really a polar bear?? `for christs sake dear why do you keep asking? coz im f***ing freezing mum!!!!

Public Comments

  1. Still a great joke
  2. GooD One man . . . I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
  3. i'm english and i live in england, am i a polar bear.....fxxx its cold
  4. Yes. this one I liked!
  5. lol
  6. ha ha ha ha very good hee hee
  7. Sounds like a bi-polar-bear
  8. what is it about polar bears that makes jokes about them so funny? i know so many and all of them are at least slightly amusing. Chatup line: Boy: hey, do u know how much a polar bear weighs? Girl: no Boy: neither do i but it certainly breaks the ice
  9. cool
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