a baby bear goes to his mother, mom am i a polar bear?yes son you are a polar bear!! are you sure im a polar bear? yes, go ask your father, dad, am i a polar bear? yes son you are a polar bear, are you sure im a polar bear? yes!! my parents were polar bears, your moms parents were polar bears, their parents were polar bears, why? what are you getting at?? the little bear said, ........cuz im !@#$%^&^% freezing!!!