Ok you might of heard this one already but... There is a panda who walks into a bar. He sits down in a seat and orders a hamburger. He eats it, then he stands up and the bartender said "Hey, you havent paid me!", then he takes out a gun, and shoots the bartender. Then he walks out the door. A man in the seat near him saw the whole thing. He pulled out a dictionary and looked up the word panda. "Eats shoots and leaves."