anecdote or story about a panda and a rifle?

sweet jesuli, famous spanish footballer who believed in an afterlife. Unfortunately for him when he went to a ZOO he was shot by a man dressed in a panda suit. Later, reports suggest the aggressor had used an assault rifle to shoot Jesuli. BUt the weapon was never found. This was because the panda suit guy hid the rifle in the Panda's nest. Later, after the shooting of jesuli. Two pandas found a rifle in one of the glorious, springy,scrumptious bushes. Unfortunately the PAnda's did'nt know how to use it and shot each other. they died ! However later on that day the local janitor who cleans the nest's, saw there were 2 dead panda's on the ground and. Then just walked away as if nothing had happened. don't take this too seriously. I was only makin fun!

Public Comments

  1. a variant on the eats shoots and leaves theme...
  2. What are you talking about? Panda's are like a one night stand after a meal...eats shoots and leaves.
  3. Ha ha ha.!!! Funny man.!!!
  4. Na not funny
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