Oh mysterious Panda of the Tundra, why couldn't you have chosen to manifest yourself as a seagull on a nice,

temperate beach? First of all, you have created an impossibility, Pandas live in temperate bamboo forests in China, and you're telling me that you're a panda on a tundra???? Uh huh sure. Furthermore, I ain't following some mythical panda across a tundra. I did not rise to the top of the food chain through God's help to turn away from my central heat, and to turn away from seeking central heat for every family who need's it whether or not they have the money to pay for it. You hang on the tundra if you want to Panda. But you're only ensuring your own death and that of your followers! :--)

Public Comments

  1. But the tundra panda can do ANYTHING and the LOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! To quote descartes... But thankyou for continuing the humour!
  2. This is just as believable as any other religious dogma...
  3. I was in your corner until the god stuff........
  4. See?! This is proof that the Panda is illogical! Science be praised! Let there be much opening of clams on my tummy! Bring my clam-rock so I may smash the clams open!
  5. But the CPT just keeps getting himself deleted. If he acts cute, maybe he can get people to listen.
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