A panda walks in a bar......{chek it out}?

A panda walks into a bar and orders a drink after he gets the drink, he shoots the waiter. The manager come in and says, "how could you shoot my waiter?" The panda says,"I'm a panda look it up in the dictionary." Manager geta a dictionary and sees - PANDA: A HERBIVOROUS MARSUPIAL. HE EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES. SRRY ABT THE SPELLING MISTAKES. IT'S GETS AND NOT GETA.

Public Comments

  1. Hehe :p
  2. lol....cute 1
  3. dude, that is from a book
  4. Do pandas dream in color?
  5. HA!HA! VERY CUTE!
  6. I liked it . It made my day.
  7. lol funny!!!!!!! (^_^)
  8. HAHAHA.. good one.. tht's why i LOVE pandas.. lol
  9. HAHAHA, very cute :O)
  10. oh geez...
  11. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeetarded
  12. get a life!!
  13. very cute... :)
  14. Hmmmm....Not very funny.
  15. good 1
  16. Hey! Don't they do that to lady pandas too?
  17. yeah right!!!!
  18. clever
  19. lol..thx
  20. Cute...
  21. LOL.
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