Senile Panda?

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food." The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

Public Comments

  1. Sorry but no.
  2. lol good joke. Even if it was lame the thought of a Panda going into a bar and shooting the waiter in itself is hilarious.
  3. Cute.
  4. I lol'd
  5. great! lol 10/5
  6. hahahhahhah aaaaawwwwwwwww thats cute! =]
  7. Lmfao. Eats, shoots, and leaves. Hilarious!
  8. ahh i wanna read that book soon! stupid commas. the last line should be "eats, shoots and leaves" saying that there shouldnt be a comma there
  9. this was the best est joke ever
  10. That was so funny! LMAO!!!
  11. heard it a few times but still good
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