A panda bear walks into a restaurant...?

A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear." It says, ''Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.''

Public Comments

  1. Thats fucking ghetto!!!! good, lmao!! lol
  2. Hah
  3. LMAO!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL 500/100. Loved it. Very original.... :-)
  4. very good!
  5. ROFL!! Love it! sweet and funny.
  6. This is one of the greatest jokes i know. ok, its not the BEST, but it's still pretty good. If you practice it, it makes a good dinner joke at the holidays when things get quiet.
  7. AWWWW...That's really kind of cute. I lkie pandas.
  8. Yes indeed...Panda's eat shoots and leaves! LoL!!! Let me repay with with my own original blond joke I made 3 days ago. Didn't have to shoot anybody though... In a Sky jumping school, all students were readying for their very first jump. Naturally, all were excited and nervous. With their plane aloft at 8,000 ft, the Jump Master made a final reminder: So girls and boys, this is it!. Remember what I've been telling you all along...forget your 'Altimeter'...on your descent when you see People on the ground starts to look like Ants, that's the time you open your chute...OK? Everybody nodded. A little while later, all 20 students were out of the plane. One by one, their chutes began to pop up like mushrooms over the sky...except for Blond jumper. To the horror of her jump mates and the crowds below, blond jumper chute didn't open and she went free falling to the ground. Thud!!! >>>Fast Forward to Heaven's Gate, with St. Peter screening all new comers>>> Blond's turn now: ST. PETER: So, what are you IN for? BLOND: We'll.. I fell from a plane ST. PETER: I know, based on your files, you forgot to open your chute? BLOND: No, I was all the while focused on the way down ST. PETER: Then why did you not open your chute? BLOND: I tried, but I guess it was too late ST. PETER: Hmmm, that's strange. It also says in your record you're clean of drugs and the chute's not defective... BLOND: (adding with conviction)...and I followed the jumpmaster's instruction to the letter ST. PETER: (who's about to close the book and call it a day, puzzled, looked at blond)..so, what about the instruction? BLOND: ...to open my chute when I see Ants on the ground starts to look like People.... lapuks2000@yahoo
  9. hahaha.......... nice going there........ thanks for posting this joke....
  10. last time i heard this it was a wombat but still 8/10
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