Panda Joke?

A panda walked into a bar, sat down and ordered a sandwich. After eating the sandwich he pulled out a gun and promptly shot a passing waiter dead. Then he got up and walked out of the bar. The panda returned the next day, and the bartender asked him why he killed the waiter. The panda replied "Look panda in the dictionary".The bartender does so, and reads: Panda-a large black-and-white herbivorous mammal of bamboo forest. Eats shoots and leaves."

Public Comments

  1. yes
  2. haha love it!
  3. haha.. no.. sry.. didnt laugh at all.. good try though.. just messin.. good one.. kinda old though.. i think.. or i am being paranoid.. i am sure i heard it before. =)
  4. hahaha!
  5. lmao.. heard it before, but hey! laughed hahahahahahahahahahahaha good one.. thanx for sharing
  6. that was a great stuff!!! quite literally!!!
  7. Just ok.
  8. lol, good one
  9. Eats shoots and leaves, funny lol
  10. hahaha! That's hilarious! Always look up the dictionary before you make an acquaintance. :)
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