Panda Jokes?

A panda go's into a bar order's a bowl of peanuts pulls out a gun shoot the bartender and walkes out Later a detective walkes in to investigate and got told the story so they get the panda and question him about the shooting so the panda say's "im not guilty look in a dictonary" so the detective gets a dictonary and looks up panda to which he see's "panda's eats shoots and leaves please star

Public Comments

  1. so funny! panda's r soooo cute!lol!
  2. I'll star if you give me the best answer!! HA HA!
  3. haha funny
  4. Good one!
  5. Lol! liked it, starred it.
  6. Thats not worth a star, only just got a giggle from me. 3/10.
  7. star baby star!!!!!!!!! ***************************************** i luv pandas too,maybe we should get 2gethr sumtime!!!!!!!
  8. LOL, Men seem to have the same mannerisms, EAT, SHOOT, THEN LEAVE ;-)
  9. YES LOL !
  10. lol x
  11. good one lol :) !!!
  12. Lol ... I starred it Look at my joke please & tell me if you find it funny (it has 25 stars so far)
  13. very clever..lol
  14. it was just ok but i give you a star anyhow
  15. HAHAHAHA!!!!
  16. ha ha! poor panda though, I hope he didn't go in jail!
  17. Loved it! Enjoy your star!
  18. LOL. Have a great day!
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