A Panda walks into a restaurant?

A panda walks into a restaurant. He sits down and orders some food. The waiter brings the panda his meal. After he eats, when the waiter brings him the check, the panda takes out a gun and shoots him. As the panda is leaving, the owner of the restaurant asks him, "Why did you shoot my waiter?" The panda replies, "I'm a panda. Look it up in the dictionary," and walks out. The owner, now very confused, looks panda up in his dictionary. "Panda: A marsupial that lives in the mountains of China, eats shoots and leaves."

Public Comments

  1. You should write a book.
  2. haha, nice one!
  3. lol funny.:)
  4. hehehehehehehehehehehe that is so not funny
  5. not bad a tad on the old side!
  6. Did you just make that up?
  7. Nice clean and funny joke; I liked it...
  8. *giggle*
  9. Shoot urself, u F???????????????????????????
  10. You messed up the wrong grammar. It should have read, "Panda: A marsupial that lives in the mountains of China, eats, shoots and leaves" The way you wrote it means that the dictionary was correct and that the panda eats leaves and eats shoots. Nice try.
  11. Cute!
  12. pretty old cowboy
  13. Pandas are not marsupials. Marsupials have a pouch to carry their young and the panda does not have a pouch. Marsupials are found in Australia and consist of: kangaroos, wallabies, wombats, koalas, some possums.
  14. Regardless of some of the commends, I think it was clean and very funny :-)
  15. good 1 10/10
  16. good one cowboy we have a teacher in our midst 10/10
  17. ahh i love that joke. hope to read that book soon.
  18. Ha Ha! Funny!
  19. that's so clever
  20. lol very good
  21. good one. reminds me, my ex once said my performance in bed was like a panda.....now it all makes sence!! lol
  22. LOL........ thanks for a laugh........
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