This panda went to soho looking for a shag?

he was in a bar when a girl asked him if she could do anything for him, the panda says ye could he go home with her, so they got back to her place and he asks for a ham toasty, then he made love to her, just then he said thanks im off, the girl looked suprised and said what about the payment, what you mean said the panda, im a prostatute she said, whats a prostatute says the panda, the lady of the knight give the panda a dictinary and said look it up the panda reads out sexual activities for money, aw says panda giving the prosy the dictinory read the meaning of panda, she reads out "Panda eats, shoots and leaves"

Public Comments

  1. old gag but still funny
  2. cute :):):)
  3. LMAO
  4. Ha ha oldi but a goodiee joke
  5. I LUV UR SENSE OF HUMOR
  6. funny
  7. dude. Pandas? Ewwww
  8. wrong punctuation
  9. oldies win again
  10. i loved it brought a chuckle to my mates on a lunch time drink
  11. it wasn't all that funny, but it was okay. but well done for trying. I'm sure you can think of funnier ones.
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