panda walks into a bar?

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please" so the barman took his order and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal. The panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill. All this seemed pretty normal until the panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter. The barman came over and said "Wha.. wh.. You just shot my friend!!!" the panda calmly replied "Do you know what I am?" "Why yes," the barman answered. "Your a panda." "Good," the panda nodded "Now go home and look up 'panda' in the dictionary." And with that, the panda walked out of the bar.The barman was a little unsure, however he was very eager to be enlighted on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his dictionary.After a while, he found 'panda' and quickly read the definition:PANDA:1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves

Public Comments

  1. LMAO great joke
  2. LMAO! he he....funnie
  3. Hahahahaha Heheheheheh thanks for the giggle!
  4. ha...niiiice
  5. I like!!
  6. ha ha it's a play on words!!!! =P
  7. Heh heh velly velly funny.
  8. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Steak and kidney pie.
  9. I can't believe I didn't see that punchline coming. Thanks for the laugh.
  10. lol!!! :)
  11. send some more this way...! thanx for da laugh...!!!
  12. great!!! heard it but i still like it loads. xxx
  13. lol! very clever!
  14. That is the one and only thing that has made me smile today. I might have laughed outload if the Panda ordered liver since I just found out I have liver failure but hey my kidneys aparently are shot too! :)
  15. silly panda... nice joke.
  16. oh dear !!!!!!!!! nice play on words though !!!
  17. haha, it was even funnier when I TOLD THIS ONE YESTERDAY........... 0/10.
  18. Ugh I winced at this one.
  19. haha!
  20. lol! funny!
  21. very funny lol
  22. pmsl great joke
  23. pretty funny. 12/10
  24. Brillant!!!!! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!! but a panda still don't eat leaves and talks
  25. Same punch line, but the Panda goes to a brothel, eats their food, shags a hooker and leaves without paying etc etc !
  26. MAN!!! It may be ancient, but it never fails to enlighten a gloomy day with a smile!!!
  27. very good lol
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